That moment when you finally relax and your mom... →
leilockheart: wowfunniestposts: this blog is hilarious
If you leave your phone sounds on you’re automatically annoying as fuck in my book. Vibrate that shit.
I wonder if Tim Burton ever wakes up in the night...
HELENA I HAVE A GREAT IDEA. I CAN MAKE THIS FILM ABOUT UNDEAD THINGS AND YOU CAN BE IN IT! I’LL GET JOHNNY ON THE PHONE. WHERE’S DANNY’S NUMBER?
sad-bunny: the best way to a girl’s heart is to cut a hole and dig it out of her rib cage
it's all because i have daddy issues
hurtfullwords: Should words be turned to flesh, and rhymes into thought, she would be only the most beautiful poetry ever to be so carefully written. When I sit out at night and look into the lighted expanse that is the universe, I can’t help but think that is what her thoughts must be like. She is so deep and thoughtful, but still so beautiful. Only the finest artisans in heaven may have...